male stranger: you’re really cute
me: don’t ever talk to me or make eye contact with me again
female stranger: you’re really cute
me: wow i would lay down my life for you no question
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#thestruggle
- Me: I really want to curl up with a good book and read right now
- Me: But wait...I should probably get some writing done
- Me: But I really want to read
- Me: But I also want to write
- Me: Read!
- Me: Write!
- Me: ...
- Me: ...
- Me: ...
- Me: *gives up*
- Me: *gets on the internet*
This is a callout post for the TSA agent who was incredibly thoughtful and concerned about me flying across the country all alone without an adult and wanted to make sure I knew how to go through security and felt safe and comfortable and explained that, as per the signs, children under 12 can keep their shoes on, and directed me specifically to another agent to help me so I wouldn’t be overwhelmed or afraid.
You were super sweet and kind, and the look on your face when I handed you my driver’s license and you realized I was 25 was priceless.
- Me: Time to get shit done
- My head: Head machine broke
- Me: understandable, have a nice day
me: *starts reading a book*
me: actually, I’m not in the mood for this
me: *starts another book*
me: actually, I’m not feeling this one either
me: *starts another book*
me: actually-
does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed or is that just me
i don’t even put it in my wallet, i just crumple everything and throw it in the bag before the anxiety bomb goes off
That’s pretty much why I’m always finding money all over the place: bottom of my bag, jeans’ pockets, jacket pockets, phone cover etc. etc.
why does she will be loved by maroon 5 make me feel……..like that
“Just trust your gut”
Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission
i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look